торгую догмами и эскапизмами.
"It's hardest when they leave, isn't it?" - I asked him when we were left alone. He was lying on a sofa and I was sitting on the table, me legs crossed my eyes on his stomach.
"Yeah," - he said, stretching and then turning away from me.
"You know... I read this article lately; it was about the Kurt Cobain of comedy. I realised that I was always fascinated by the concept of live-fast-die-young-and-be-a-genius-meanwhile. Anyway, this article was about Mitch Hedberg, Mitchell that is, you know I always had a thing for names. I read a few of his jokes and they were the funniest thing I have ever heard... And considering most of the joke comes in the delivery and performance... Boy, oh , boy, that guy was a genius. I'm so sorry that he died," - I said and fell silent. You were right, it wasn't hard when they left.
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Mitch Hedberg
mitchhedberg.net
Do you believe in Gosh?
The thing that's depressing about tennis is that no matter how good I get I'll never be as good as a wall. I played a wall once. They're fuckin' relentless.
Last week I helped my friend to stay put. It's a lot easier that helping someone move. I just went ovet to his house and made sure he didn't start loading shit in the truck.
I haven't slept for 10 days. Because that would have just been too long.
My appartment is infested with koala bears. It's the cutest infestation ever. Way better than cockroaches. When I turn on the light, a bunch of koala scatter. And I don't want 'em to. I'm like, 'Hey! Hold on, fellas. Let me hold one of you. And feed you a leaf.'
I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to too.
Alcoholism is a disease. But it's the only disease you can get yelled at for having. Dammit, Otto! You're and alcoholic! Dammit, Otto, you have Lupus.
"Yeah," - he said, stretching and then turning away from me.
"You know... I read this article lately; it was about the Kurt Cobain of comedy. I realised that I was always fascinated by the concept of live-fast-die-young-and-be-a-genius-meanwhile. Anyway, this article was about Mitch Hedberg, Mitchell that is, you know I always had a thing for names. I read a few of his jokes and they were the funniest thing I have ever heard... And considering most of the joke comes in the delivery and performance... Boy, oh , boy, that guy was a genius. I'm so sorry that he died," - I said and fell silent. You were right, it wasn't hard when they left.
***
Mitch Hedberg
mitchhedberg.net
Do you believe in Gosh?
The thing that's depressing about tennis is that no matter how good I get I'll never be as good as a wall. I played a wall once. They're fuckin' relentless.
Last week I helped my friend to stay put. It's a lot easier that helping someone move. I just went ovet to his house and made sure he didn't start loading shit in the truck.
I haven't slept for 10 days. Because that would have just been too long.
My appartment is infested with koala bears. It's the cutest infestation ever. Way better than cockroaches. When I turn on the light, a bunch of koala scatter. And I don't want 'em to. I'm like, 'Hey! Hold on, fellas. Let me hold one of you. And feed you a leaf.'
I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to too.
Alcoholism is a disease. But it's the only disease you can get yelled at for having. Dammit, Otto! You're and alcoholic! Dammit, Otto, you have Lupus.